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周立波语录

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周立波语录 2012周立波语录你比如说关栋天家是100平方,周立波是50平方,送到统计局起,周立波就莫明其妙变成了75平方。———— 周立波
You say Dongtian home is close 100 square, Zhou Libo is 50 square, to the Bureau of statistics, Zhou Libo moved into 75 square. -- -- Zhou Libo
一个人想要一辈子开心,你就去做好人,想要半辈子开心,你就去做官,因为,你还要拿出半辈子去忧国优民!想要一个人开心,你就去做梦!想要一家门开心,你就去做家务,想要一台子人开心,你就做东,想要个人同时开心,你来看上海活宝周立波!————  周立波
A person want to happy forever, you have to be good, want half a lifetime happy, you could go to the official, because, you also want half of a lifetime to the country and people! Would make a man happy, you have to dream! Want a house happy, you have to do the housework, want a table of people happy, you shout, want people happy, you will see Shanghai clown Zhou Libo! -- -- Zhou Libo
模仿女同学:哟,周立波,你妈妈又买新拖鞋啦?!_你怎么知道的?_你今天那个花纹和昨天那个不一样的你今天那个是直的,昨天那个是S型的————  周立波
Mimic the female students: Yo, Zhou Libo, your mom buy new slippers? _! How do you know? _ you today and yesterday that pattern that does the same for you today that is straight, yesterday that the type S -- -- Zhou Libo
你比方说关栋天家是平方,周立波是平方,送到统计局起,周立波就莫名其妙变成了平方————  周立波
You say shut Dongtian home is square, Zhou Libo square, to the Bureau of statistics, Zhou Libo would be rather baffling into square -- -- Zhou Libo
我不伤害别人,并不代表我经不起别人伤害!我不打击别人,并不代表我经不起别人打击!我情愿站着被骗,也不愿跪着骗人,这就是一个真实的周立波!!我情愿为不羁支付成本,也不愿为财富消费人格。————  周立波
I don't hurt others, does not represent me not hurt! I don't attack others, does not represent me not others blow! I would rather stand being cheated, rather than kneel lie, this is a real Zhou Libo!! I would rather uninhibited pay cost, rather than for the consumption of wealth personality. -- -- Zhou Libo
老婆置信老公,自身也是一种自傲的显示!靠管是管欠好的,婚姻的基础就是信赖!没有信赖的婚姻那就成了枷锁~是枷锁~迟早是会被破碎摧毁的!————  周立波
Husband wife believe, is itself a proud display! On the tube is good, the marriage is based on trust! No trust marriage that became shackles ~ is the yoke will be broken or destroyed! -- -- Zhou Libo
人人喜好钞票,但钞票纷歧定喜好人人。————  周立波
Everyone like money, but money does not necessarily like everybody. -- -- Zhou Libo
孩子有自己的未来,不要把大家的未来强加给孩子,否则,他们将没有未来。————  周立波
The children have their own future, don't put your future imposed on children, otherwise, they will have no future. -- -- Zhou Libo
吾小神光老皮饿,吾立时上去摸伊则艘,哟,毛老读偶。(我小时分很调皮的,我立时上去摸他的手,哟,毛很多的。)————  周立波
My little SG old skin hungry, I immediately felt it was up to Iraq, yo, old reading my hair. ( I h very naughty, I immediately go to touch his hands, oh, very hairy. ) -- -- Zhou Libo
因为外国人身上饿香水滋味,如今才知道他们擦香水是因为身上有狐臭。————  周立波
Because foreigners who hungry perfume taste, I know now that their perfume as I have body odor. -- -- Zhou Libo
你比如说关栋天家是100平方,周立波是50平方,送到统计局起,周立波就莫明其妙变成了75平方。————  周立波
You say Dongtian home is close 100 square, Zhou Libo is 50 square, to the Bureau of statistics, Zhou Libo moved into 75 square. -- -- Zhou Libo
一个人想要一辈子开心,你就去做好人,想要半辈子开心,你就去做官,因为,你还要拿出半辈子去忧国优民!想要一个人开心,你就去做梦!想要一家门开心,你就去做家务,想要一台子人开心,你就做东,想要个人同时开心,你来看上海活宝周立波!————  周立波
A person want to happy forever, you have to be good, want half a lifetime happy, you could go to the official, because, you also want half of a lifetime to the country and people! Would make a man happy, you have to dream! Want a house happy, you have to do the housework, want a table of people happy, you shout, want people happy, you will see Shanghai clown Zhou Libo! -- -- Zhou Libo
模仿女同学:哟,周立波,你妈妈又买新拖鞋啦?!_你怎么知道的?_你今天那个花纹和昨天那个不一样的你今天那个是直的,昨天那个是S型的————  周立波
Mimic the female students: Yo, Zhou Libo, your mom buy new slippers? _! How do you know? _ you today and yesterday that pattern that does the same for you today that is straight, yesterday that the type S -- -- Zhou Libo
你比方说关栋天家是平方,周立波是平方,送到统计局起,周立波就莫名其妙变成了平方————  周立波
You say shut Dongtian home is square, Zhou Libo square, to the Bureau of statistics, Zhou Libo would be rather baffling into square -- -- Zhou Libo
我不伤害别人,并不代表我经不起别人伤害!我不打击别人,并不代表我经不起别人打击!我情愿站着被骗,也不愿跪着骗人,这就是一个真实的周立波!!我情愿为不羁支付成本,也不愿为财富消费人格。————  周立波
I don't hurt others, does not represent me not hurt! I don't attack others, does not represent me not others blow! I would rather stand being cheated, rather than kneel lie, this is a real Zhou Libo!! I would rather uninhibited pay cost, rather than for the consumption of wealth personality. -- -- Zhou Libo
老婆置信老公,自身也是一种自傲的显示!靠管是管欠好的,婚姻的基础就是信赖!没有信赖的婚姻那就成了枷锁~是枷锁~迟早是会被破碎摧毁的!————  周立波
Husband wife believe, is itself a proud display! On the tube is good, the marriage is based on trust! No trust marriage that became shackles ~ is the yoke will be broken or destroyed! -- -- Zhou Libo
人人喜好钞票,但钞票纷歧定喜好人人。————  周立波
Everyone like money, but money does not necessarily like everybody. -- -- Zhou Libo
孩子有自己的未来,不要把大家的未来强加给孩子,否则,他们将没有未来。————  周立波
The children have their own future, don't put your future imposed on children, otherwise, they will have no future. -- -- Zhou Libo
吾小神光老皮饿,吾立时上去摸伊则艘,哟,毛老读偶。(我小时分很调皮的,我立时上去摸他的手,哟,毛很多的。)————  周立波
My little SG old skin hungry, I immediately felt it was up to Iraq, yo, old reading my hair. ( I h very naughty, I immediately go to touch his hands, oh, very hairy. ) -- -- Zhou Libo
因为外国人身上饿香水滋味,如今才知道他们擦香水是因为身上有狐臭。————  周立波
Because foreigners who hungry perfume taste, I know now that their perfume as I have body odor. -- -- Zhou Libo
大家的中国男足病了,假如把中国男足比做一个男士的话,那么除了妇科病外,他什么病都得了。————  周立波
The Chinese men's soccer is ill, if the Chinese men's soccer is a men's words, so in addition to gynecological disease, what disease he had. -- -- Zhou Libo
大家如今群众心态都越来越容纳了,对伐?至少大家如今也招认李宇春是女的了吧!————  周立波
We now state of mind are more accommodating the masses, to? At least we now also admitted that Li Yuchun is a woman! -- -- Zhou Libo
有一篇课文叫木兰从军,我在那时打死我也不置信木兰从军如何可能不被发现呢!弗成能的嘛!后来我熟悉李宇春才知道,噢!这在技术上是可行地!————  周立波
There was a text called Mulan, I at that time I could not believe how Mulan may not be discovered! Eph into energy! Later, I am familiar with the Li Yuchun I know, oh oh oh oh oh oh! This is technically feasible! -- -- Zhou Libo
我前次从电脑里翻开一看,李宇春一张海报老时兴饿,小姑娘老阳光饿!下面是计划生育委员会的一句口号,叫:生男生女一个样。————  周立波
The last time I open one from the computer, Li Yuchun poster old fashion hungry, hungry girl sunshine old! Below is the family planning commission a slogan, called: like a boy or a woman. -- -- Zhou Libo
儿歌:同志们,捉老伊(抓住他)!投契倒把发卖盐水片(旧时一种低价的消暑品)!同志们,捉老伊!投契倒把发卖拉噶不(癞蛤蟆)!如今:投契倒把叫中介。————  周立波
Song: comrades, catch Ivano ( catch him )! Speculative profiteer selling salt tablets (formerly a low-cost summer goods)! Comrades, catch ivano! Speculative profiteer sells pulls GA not ( toad)! Now called the intermediary: speculative profiteer. -- -- Zhou Libo
你如今叫李嘉诚去算这个一元一次方程,他保证不会,二元一次方程是愈加不谈了。————  周立波
Now you ask Li Jiacheng to call this a yuan of quadratic equation, he promised not to, two yuan of linear equation is more about. -- -- Zhou Libo
你们去想,以前的班长和进修委员到哪去了?都在门口贩票子。————  周立波
You want to monitor and study, previously member of where to go? In the doorway to peddle ticket. -- -- Zhou Libo
(讲到夜公园)6点往后你都要逃出来的,为什么?因为联防队出来了,手电筒对你一照,而且80年代初的联防队都是轻贱胚。————  周立波
( at night park ) after 6 you have to escape, why? Because the defense team out, flashlight for your photos, but also the beginning of the 80's defense team is mean embryo. -- -- Zhou Libo

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